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Post by Valalerin on Feb 22, 2008 15:52:35 GMT
I challenge ya'll to this rhymin' rumble!
Where none of you can fall or tumble!
Speak in rhyme or pay the price!
For a number of rhymes, let's say thrice.
Don't ya'll be runnin' away!
I'm really rather quite bored today.
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Post by engelbert on Feb 22, 2008 15:56:54 GMT
Now i'm not usually good at this,
but i took one look and thought, "piece of P*ss"
I can rhyme and i can type,
And the floor, with you i'll wipe.
None of y'all can challenge me
I'll beat you all quite easily.
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Post by Valalerin on Feb 22, 2008 16:05:31 GMT
If you think you can crush me,
I'll repel your attack with great glee!
Nothing can defeat my experience!
With I am naught but brilliance!
Fear my power rhyming words!
With one stone I'll kill two birds!
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Post by zianorak on Feb 22, 2008 16:58:12 GMT
If what you say is true,
then I don't understand you.
You say that you can win,
over and over and over again.
I don't see this happening though,
Why don't you hurry up with the show.
I'm not one for waiting around,
a definite winner needs to be found.
So when someone takes up the fight,
Call me so I can watch that sight.
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Post by Valalerin on Feb 22, 2008 17:01:57 GMT
Zianorak has joined the mighty rumble!
Let's just hope he doesn't fumble.
A way with words he'll soon learn to have,
Compared to me his skill is half.
But nevertheless we'll let him join,
Even if we do kick him in the groin.
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Post by zianorak on Feb 22, 2008 17:11:59 GMT
Is this just to put someone down?
To make someone else frown?
Why not use real poetry?
Something that goes beyond you and me.
That bird that is above the rest,
as it sits patiently in it's nest.
Upon the eggs it will sit for now,
occasionally to walk out on a bough.
It is proud and it is strong,
it will fly high before too long.
This bird reminds me of me,
and my ability with poetry.
I fly well above all the rest,
poetry makes a flutter in my chest.
I am afraid you will have to choose,
leave now, or prepare to lose.
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Post by Valalerin on Feb 22, 2008 17:16:33 GMT
You foolish fool!
You broke the rule!
This is a rhymin' rumble!
We have no time for your poetic quibble!
Get to the point!
Or leave this joint!
We're supposed to rumble with rhyme,
Poetry is only a waste of time!
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Post by engelbert on Feb 22, 2008 17:24:04 GMT
A challenger Zianorak is,
but is he like coke without the fizz?
I guess we'll have to wait and see
what will become of Val and me
A thrilling opponent you might seem
But my rhyming flows like a dream.
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Post by zianorak on Feb 22, 2008 17:31:27 GMT
Now to be attacked by two,
apparently I scare both of you.
You say I am coke without the fizz.
But who like fizz, may I ask miss?
I am called a fool by Valalerin,
but only because he knows I can win.
I have talent coming out the Wazoo,
you should know that I can beat you.
I might have bent a rule,
That is because I am cool.
I used a metaphor to make a point,
and with my rhymes, I'll rock this "joint."
When you start shaking in your boots,
just know that it will be me walking away with the loot.
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Post by engelbert on Feb 22, 2008 18:44:21 GMT
Im pretty impressed i must say
your rhymes are keeping me at bay
I sit at the side and casually observe
which, by the way, is something i luuuurve.
Show us your skills o' mighty foe
Or else we shall all be filled with woe.
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Zachariah
Seasoned Roleplayer
This looks nothing like my character.
Posts: 62
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 22, 2008 18:50:04 GMT
I'm a simple man, I search the Roleplay boards
of neopets, for I find hordes
of mary sues, and zero grammar.
I want to strike the authors with a hammer.
It's a shame, minds go to waste.
But they must be strung up, so I make haste.
Nitpicking's fun, finding bad things are too.
I might even find one that enrages you.
So come look! Come see what I have found.
A brand new sue, excitement abound!
Watch as we laugh, we nitpick and poke.
We treat such horrible writing, most times....
as a joke.
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