A challenge... sort of!

[Rinneh]

Irinys: -dons a chef hat- Today we're going to be making Sautéed Sue. -takes out frying pan and sprays it with non-stick vegetable oil-

[Zachariah]

Zachariah: Is it wrong that I'm filming this to send to the food network?

Me: Yes.

Zachariah: Then is it-

Me: Yes.

Zachariah: But-

Me: The answer is yes. You're a sick man, and yes.

[Rinneh]

Irinys: First, make certain that the Sue is dead. -turns to Sue- YA DEAD YET?

Sue: ....

Irinys: Okay. Now we can move on to the next step....-begins scratching Sue-

-camera breaks. apparently this would be too violent to show to younger viewers-

[engelbert]

But what I find is that you're too good a writer to actually have a believeable Sue. I mean, most of them have no skill. You, on the other hand, have skill and so could write any character fairly nicely.

I'll modify it then. Behold my antiskill!!!

Dawn road threw the woods on her beautiful wite pony. The pony had a long flowing silver mane and tale and it was this mane that Dawn stroked with her left hand.

Her rite hand, rather than holding the rains, was holding the massive heavy broadsword she always kept with her. She had no need to hold the rains as the pony instantly new were she wanted to go. This was because the pony was half unicorn. That was why it was wite and silver. It also ment that it could run fasterer than every other horse on the planet, possibly on any planet.

The broadsword was precocious to her and it was the only thing she had left to remind her of her family. They were all killed by an evil wizard who was jealus of them cause their magic was so awesome. That's was what she told people; she also had a unique magical amulet that warned her when danger was gonna get her but that was a secret.

No one new why her parents had chosen the name 'Dawn' for her because her hair was black. It was assumed that she was named Dawn because of her striking amber eyes that were the same colour as the sun at dawn.

She was wearing a long, ankle length dress made of proper expensive silk. It was emerald blue in colour. Under the dress she whore black leather pants and a black shirt so that she could disappear into the night. She was a mercenary so it was important to escape easily.

[Rinneh]

Much better!
-appaluse-

Irinys: -happy Harpy squalk-

[Zachariah]

Zachariah's reaction:
Ten out of a possible ten.

My reaction:
Ten out of a possible ten.

Zachariah's comment:
"ARMS.... AND.... LEGS... USELESS!"

My comment:
"I think Zackie's having an aneurysm."

[engelbert]

I are teh confused.

Writing something that badly took more concentration than just writing a normal post.

[Rinneh]

Want some Sue?
We've got leftovers...

[Zachariah]

That's because you're a good enough writer that writing with proper punctuation, capitalization, and spelling is now a habit for you, like it is for most of us. You're not in a bad-writing mindset ever.

[Rinneh]

Feb 22, 2008 21:07:33 GMT Zachariah said:

That's because you're a good enough writer that writing with proper punctuation, capitalization, and spelling is now a habit for you, like it is for most of us. You're not in a bad-writing mindset ever.

That was my point 'afore. xD

[engelbert]

*chuckle*

I guess you're right. Also, i'd love some sue-stew

[Rinneh]

Irinys: -hands her a bowl of sue-stew- ENJOY! -squalk!-

Rinneh: She should totally open a restaurant.

[engelbert]

I'd eat there.

I'd also tip. twice.

[Zachariah]

Zachariah: Yeah, she should totally open a restaurant. I still have that pit of sues.

Me: Remember the last time you tried a business venture, Zachariah?

Zachariah: So what if I was a bad pirate? It was fun!

Me: When they beat you senseless, tied you to a crate of sugar, and threw you in the ocean?

Zachariah: ......You promised you'd never mention that again.

[Rinneh]

It would be like Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett. Only they'd be doing humanity a service. ^^

Irinys: I've got to refine my cooking skills first....