Post by Valalerin on Mar 4, 2008 1:27:04 GMT
Post your favourite quotes of all time, Obscure or otherwise.
Penny Arcade:
“My humiliating victory over you is just water under the shattered bridge of your crushing defeat.”
“Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul.”
“Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth”
- I have memorised the above quote and find it the single most epic quote in the history of existence.
“Kara: It's like you guys can't have a single conversation without the word "wang."
Gabe: Sure we wang. Can.
Tycho: Can wang.”
“Tycho: Where are your pants?
Gabe: We can't go to the EB anymore.
Tycho: Where are your pants?
Gabe: I think we'll have to start going to the Software, etc. again.
Tycho: I am asking you a serious question about the location and current status of your pants.
Gabe: A man took them.
Tycho: That's it, shhh, I've heard enough.
Gabe: It wasn't like that. This guy was huge.
Tycho: (covers ears with hands) AAAH!”
“Tycho: Do you ever think you could be less, you know, apathetic?
Gabe: Meh.”
“Gabe: How about Godzilla?
Tycho: I'm finished talking about this. Van Helsing can kill any monster, alright? Period.
Gabe: I don't think he could kill Batman.
Tycho: They'd never fight, because Batman's not a monster.
Gabe: Could he kill the moon, though? What if the moon, like, turned into some kind of monster. Like...a monster moon.
Tycho: Yes. Even if the monster moon were hauled out of orbit by pre-crisis Superman and flung at a sleeping Van Helsing, with Batman on it, Van Helsing would still win.”
“Gabe: You aren't going to believe what happened to me today. I found a cake.
Tycho: You can't just find cake. Cake isn't naturally occurring.
Gabe: You know that Thai place downtown? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading across the street, I found it.
Tycho: It had to have been someone's cake.
Gabe: No, I even asked somebody! I was like, "Is this your cake?" And he was like, "No."
Tycho: So, what did you do?
Gabe: I brought it home. I thought we could have a cake party.
Tycho: I'm not eating any "found cake."
Gabe: It's chocolate.
Tycho: It's litter.”
“Brenna: I saw what you were doing on the computer.
Tycho: (thinking while wide-eyed with horror) What did she find? The giraffe video? Giraffes. Who couldn't appreciate those long necks. So slender. Why confront me? It's obvious. She is stalling until the police arrive. (out loud) Nothing you saw was illegal - in the countries it was filmed.
Brenna: I was talking about the mushy poetry.
Tycho: Yes.
Brenna: What were you talking about?
Tycho: The same thing.”
“Tycho: You know what?
Gabe: Chicken butt.
Tycho: No, thanks. Listen. Sony just signed a deal with Xfire!
Gabe: Chicken tire.
Tycho: Someone over there is finally taking this crap seriously. I might even...acquiesce.
Gabe: Chicken...Hacqui...Ow...
Tycho: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. Are you okay?
Gabe: {clutching head) Nyaaaar!”
“Gabe: I've been talking to the guys, and we're kicking you out.
Tycho: What guys?
Gabe: The guys. Men. We're kicking you out because you didn't like 300.
Tycho: I did like 300! I just didn't like it as much as you.
Gabe: Head downtown and turn in your penis. I'm sorry.
Tycho: Turn in my penis? How will I open jars?
Gabe: Wow, it's like... I want to see it? But at the same time, I don't want to see it.”
“Gabe: Don't you ever feel guilty? Celebrating Christmas?
Tycho: No. Why?
Gabe: You know. Because you're a heathen. It's like going to somebody's birthday party, when you don't even know them.
Tycho: It's more like going to the party, refusing to acknowledge that they exist, and then robbing their house.”
“Gabriel began by teaching them how to draw basic figures, figures which I attempted to recreate myself on the blackboard, warping the true shapes to create a vile menagerie. This evil zoo leered at the children and I do not doubt that this mockery of nature shook them to their core.”
Penny Arcade:
“My humiliating victory over you is just water under the shattered bridge of your crushing defeat.”
“Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul.”
“Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth”
- I have memorised the above quote and find it the single most epic quote in the history of existence.
“Kara: It's like you guys can't have a single conversation without the word "wang."
Gabe: Sure we wang. Can.
Tycho: Can wang.”
“Tycho: Where are your pants?
Gabe: We can't go to the EB anymore.
Tycho: Where are your pants?
Gabe: I think we'll have to start going to the Software, etc. again.
Tycho: I am asking you a serious question about the location and current status of your pants.
Gabe: A man took them.
Tycho: That's it, shhh, I've heard enough.
Gabe: It wasn't like that. This guy was huge.
Tycho: (covers ears with hands) AAAH!”
“Tycho: Do you ever think you could be less, you know, apathetic?
Gabe: Meh.”
“Gabe: How about Godzilla?
Tycho: I'm finished talking about this. Van Helsing can kill any monster, alright? Period.
Gabe: I don't think he could kill Batman.
Tycho: They'd never fight, because Batman's not a monster.
Gabe: Could he kill the moon, though? What if the moon, like, turned into some kind of monster. Like...a monster moon.
Tycho: Yes. Even if the monster moon were hauled out of orbit by pre-crisis Superman and flung at a sleeping Van Helsing, with Batman on it, Van Helsing would still win.”
“Gabe: You aren't going to believe what happened to me today. I found a cake.
Tycho: You can't just find cake. Cake isn't naturally occurring.
Gabe: You know that Thai place downtown? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading across the street, I found it.
Tycho: It had to have been someone's cake.
Gabe: No, I even asked somebody! I was like, "Is this your cake?" And he was like, "No."
Tycho: So, what did you do?
Gabe: I brought it home. I thought we could have a cake party.
Tycho: I'm not eating any "found cake."
Gabe: It's chocolate.
Tycho: It's litter.”
“Brenna: I saw what you were doing on the computer.
Tycho: (thinking while wide-eyed with horror) What did she find? The giraffe video? Giraffes. Who couldn't appreciate those long necks. So slender. Why confront me? It's obvious. She is stalling until the police arrive. (out loud) Nothing you saw was illegal - in the countries it was filmed.
Brenna: I was talking about the mushy poetry.
Tycho: Yes.
Brenna: What were you talking about?
Tycho: The same thing.”
“Tycho: You know what?
Gabe: Chicken butt.
Tycho: No, thanks. Listen. Sony just signed a deal with Xfire!
Gabe: Chicken tire.
Tycho: Someone over there is finally taking this crap seriously. I might even...acquiesce.
Gabe: Chicken...Hacqui...Ow...
Tycho: I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. Are you okay?
Gabe: {clutching head) Nyaaaar!”
“Gabe: I've been talking to the guys, and we're kicking you out.
Tycho: What guys?
Gabe: The guys. Men. We're kicking you out because you didn't like 300.
Tycho: I did like 300! I just didn't like it as much as you.
Gabe: Head downtown and turn in your penis. I'm sorry.
Tycho: Turn in my penis? How will I open jars?
Gabe: Wow, it's like... I want to see it? But at the same time, I don't want to see it.”
“Gabe: Don't you ever feel guilty? Celebrating Christmas?
Tycho: No. Why?
Gabe: You know. Because you're a heathen. It's like going to somebody's birthday party, when you don't even know them.
Tycho: It's more like going to the party, refusing to acknowledge that they exist, and then robbing their house.”
“Gabriel began by teaching them how to draw basic figures, figures which I attempted to recreate myself on the blackboard, warping the true shapes to create a vile menagerie. This evil zoo leered at the children and I do not doubt that this mockery of nature shook them to their core.”
....Oh so bad.